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After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Company Ink.

Top Secret Files

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Gigolo Diary

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

Someone carries a torch for you!

"I'm hexting."

'Her first telekinesis!'

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Catching each other's gaze.

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Discreet Shipping

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

Let the good times roll.