Secret Lair Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

A dream of consequence

Company Ink.

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Top Secret Files

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Ink Eraser

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Gigolo Diary

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

Someone carries a torch for you!

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

When artists have day jobs.

Catching each other's gaze.

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

"Welcome to our private banking group."