Secret Lair Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Company Ink.

A dream of consequence

Ink Eraser

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Top Secret Files

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Gigolo Diary

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Someone carries a torch for you!

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

Catching each other's gaze.

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

When artists have day jobs.

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."