Second Honeymoon Gifts

"After 20 years of marriage I'm going on a second honeymoon. Next week my husband in going on his."

"We thought a second honeymoon getaway would be helpful to our relationship after so many years of marriage. So Fred's going to Ireland...And I'm going to Italy!"

A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.

'A second honeymoon? - Are you asking for a do-over?'

"Sure, I could do a second honeymoon. . . with who?"

"Do you remember me saying that I could do with a second honeymoon? Well, this is Chris and I'm going on one with him as soon as I can get a divorce from you."

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

"It's a second honeymoon, she was in labour on the first one."

'Sorry Darling, this hasn't been much of a second honeymoon for you.'

'So how did the second honeymoon go?'

'For our second honeymoon to be better than the first, he'd have to stay at home'

'Yes, we'll have a second honeymoon but I'll have the headaches this time!'

'Yes, I'd love to go on a second honeymoon...but not with you.'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

'A SECOND honeymoon? Only if you carry the cases AND my golfclubs this time!'

'You wanted a second honeymoon, fine, but if you think I'm carrying you over the threshold again, you're nuts!'

"I'm thinking of having a second honeymoon - interested?"

'Isn't it terrible how they've gone and ruined everything!'

"A SECOND honeymoon - but what was wrong with the first one?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Pina Coladas

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.