Beach Honeymoon Gifts

Swimmer

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Pina Coladas

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Try me/try me/try me...

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Airplane Mode.

Easter Island Shades...

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Inappropriate Snowmen