Second Childhood Seeker T-Shirts

'Yes, Your Honor, but it's the first offense of my client's second childhood!'

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Swinging

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Home Sweet Second Home.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Amateur Palmist

Wow. You're amazing!

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

Palm Reader...

Cat and the Eight Ball.

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

"I'll be right back."

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"