Second-wind Seeker T-Shirts

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Beach Barbecue

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Going to Sea.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"It's only the wind."

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Becalmed yachts

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Internet access... internet access....'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

Need Wi-Fi

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

Internet Addict Anonymous

Free Wifi

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

'We want ocean view accomodations, Pacific for him and Atlantic for me.'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'