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'Yes, Your Honor — but it's the first offense of my client's second childhood!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

The end of innocence

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Taking to the sky...

Flava Superba

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child