Second Childhood Enthusiast Prints

'Yes, Your Honor — but it's the first offense of my client's second childhood!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The end of innocence

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

Flava Superba

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'