Second Childhood Seeker Prints

'Yes, Your Honor, but it's the first offense of my client's second childhood!'

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Swinging

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Amateur Palmist

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

Wow. You're amazing!

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

Palm Reader...

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Cat and the Eight Ball.

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"I'll be right back."

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).