Inner Child Seeker Prints

'Fred goes to a therapist — he's trying to get in touch with his inner childishness.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Make me one with everything!"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

I Heart Juggling

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

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"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

'It started out as meditation, but now it's quiet desperation!'

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!