Second-act Seeker Gifts

Retired and rehired

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Perils of the double play.

"Skate or die."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Imperfect Storm

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Poetry debate

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Free Little Library

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

Jerry Springer

Dark Clouds

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Love Island

Chess on TV

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Matador.

"This one's for me."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

Metaphors.

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building