Second-act Seeker Pillows

Retired and rehired

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Perils of the double play.

"Skate or die."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Imperfect Storm

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Poetry debate

Chess on TV

Dark Clouds

Free Little Library

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Jerry Springer

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Matador.

"This one's for me."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

Metaphors.

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building