Action Seekers Gifts

"Skate or die."

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Overjumpers

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Pirate

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.