Seating Specialist Gifts

'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Moving in

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

Man to mechanic: 'Whever my wife is next to me, it pulls to the right.'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

Rafael Nadal

Sat Nag

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

"We'll alternate the windbags with the hard-of-hearing."

Though Bob was 32, he still got stuck at the little table.

Public Intellectual/Private Intellectual

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Cash for Clunkers.

Gravestones.

"Okay, you know so much, you fight him"

'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

"I took an online, two-day legal course, so I respectfully disagree with you."

"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!"

...You should have turned left in corner four.

'Do you mind? You're double parked.'

"I don't care if you used the internet for a diagnosis. I did too."