Car Seat Expert Gifts

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.

Self-walking dog

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

'Now don't you go worrying about it. It's only communicable to children!'

Discussed on Car Talk

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

Sat Nag

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

Little doctor. Little Quack

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

The Pacifier

'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

Freddie stretches..and falls over. His mom asks, 'What you doing?' Freddie answers, 'I want to show you how much I love you, but my arms aren't long enough!'

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