Seasonal Pun Lover Pillows

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

Accept cookies?

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

North Pole.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Larry's Literary Market.

Weather forecast

'You give me goose bumps!'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"