Seasonal Pun Lover Pillows

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

Accept cookies?

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

North Pole.

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

Larry's Literary Market.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Weather forecast

'You give me goose bumps!'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."