Seasonal Planning Pillows

"It's springtime in our new product department."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Dreams of Spring...

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

December 24th and the December 26th.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

"Isn't this the season for you to regret not winterizing the lawnmower last fall?"

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'