Seasonal Planners Pillows

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"It looks brighter over there!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."