Seasonal Mood Swinger Pillows

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

It's officially spring

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

Psychotic mood swing.

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

Bipolar Bear.

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice, and the days will be getting longer."

Mood Swings

Pissed-off hour.

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

"You and your mood swings"

Our Wish . . . Peace on Earth.

Christmas Hook Up

Kids - who'd have em?

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

Angry Hour

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

"Nice to meet you. I only date during the off-season"

Months on a calendar are against their relation to August.

Winter is coming...

"She's having mood swings."

'Lightning bolt.'