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'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

'It's baseball season!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"What's it all about?"

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Rainy Days

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

Halloween fishbowl.

"I wanted to keep my summer look, so I got it colored."

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice, and the days will be getting longer."

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

"You can cast a pall in there."

"You are, Harry, you're in one of your moods! I can always tell."

Old Pumpkin Spice

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.