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'It's baseball season!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Rainy Days

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"I wanted to keep my summer look, so I got it colored."

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice, and the days will be getting longer."

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop

"You can cast a pall in there."

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

Old Pumpkin Spice

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

"You are, Harry, you're in one of your moods! I can always tell."