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Contortionist seeks housing.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Yardless: Please help

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'