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Contortionist seeks housing.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Yardless: Please help

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'