Looking For A New Home T-Shirts

"This place is cheap now, but rates go way up during hibernation season."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"Did I mention it was close to transport?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Let's get organized

LAY ZEE FUK

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Allotment

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Gardener

"And this is our media room."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

Lazy Octopus

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Yardless: Please help