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"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Let's get organized

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

Allotment

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"And this is our media room."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Lazy Octopus

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.