Seaman Gifts

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Seamans' Hospital

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"I like to hold hands at the movies, which always seems to annoy strangers."

'It was this big. I swear'

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

The Ancient Mariner: 'Hey, not enough salt on these peanuts...'

'Yes I want to be a fisherman. What's the catch?'

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"A textbook landing..."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Peg-legged sailor on a wheel.

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Yachting.

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Bitchbark Canoe

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Not that net!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.