Seam Whisperer Pillows

Man having trousers mended

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

I quilt therefore I am

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Violin Practise

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Happy Violinist

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'I need a new toy!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Don't have nightmares!

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."

Haircuts

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Live Laugh Knit