Sealife Jokester Pillows

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Turtle Hat

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Dolphin

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"You idiots … we lost!"

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Oil Spill.

Interrupted Shower.

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

Junk Mail Shredder.

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"And after you've been with us for awhile you're entitled to a week at the company's resort cubicle."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Go ahead -- pull Oog's finger!'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

'I've just caught your son looking up prawn on the internet again'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...