Seafood Skeptic Gifts

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

'I already work for food. I just want to try a cheeseburger for once!!'

'Prawn Cocktail. My old nemesis.' - 'Go on... just try a mouthful.' - 'I forget why I don't like prawns...' - 'Is it because they might wriggle back to life in your mouth?' - 'Bleurgh!' - 'Sea food can be very slimming.'

'How about this one in front? He looks resigned to his fate.'

Shark's fin soup, madam?

'I detest sea food.'

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

'They're not that intelligent.'

'Yech, what's wrong with this fish?'

'Yechh, this tastes fishy.' - 'It's fish.'

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"