Seafood Skeptic Gifts

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."

If you hate fish, why did you insist on coming to a fish restaurant? FISH DISH. Once in a while I like to have an encounter in which I'M the one who says "no."

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

'I already work for food. I just want to try a cheeseburger for once!!'

'Prawn Cocktail. My old nemesis.' - 'Go on... just try a mouthful.' - 'I forget why I don't like prawns...' - 'Is it because they might wriggle back to life in your mouth?' - 'Bleurgh!' - 'Sea food can be very slimming.'

'How about this one in front? He looks resigned to his fate.'

Shark's fin soup, madam?

'I detest sea food.'

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

'They're not that intelligent.'

'Yech, what's wrong with this fish?'

'Yechh, this tastes fishy.' - 'It's fish.'

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Dali Chooses a Lobster