Seafood Avoider Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for a seafood avoider? Our collection features clever designs perfect for anyone who prefers to steer clear of fishy fare. Celebrate their dietary choices with humorous, eye-catching products on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak their language—no seafood required! These fun and thoughtful items make it clear that their seafood abstinence is appreciated and understood.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?" mockup

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.' mockup

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

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"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good."

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"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury." mockup

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

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Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

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"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!" mockup

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

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Your lobster was off!

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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The Jolly Green Giant Squid

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'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.' mockup

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

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"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi." mockup

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

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'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?' mockup

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

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'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...' mockup

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

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'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?' mockup

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

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"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?" mockup

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

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'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

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"How's the salmon?"

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"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone." mockup

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

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Prawn Cocktail Please

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"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new." mockup

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

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"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!" mockup

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

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'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.' mockup

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

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'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.' mockup

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

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'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective' mockup

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

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Platter confusion.

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'Who ordered the shark?.' '

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"Can I interest you in a great white?" mockup

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

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Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh." mockup

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

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Dali Chooses a Lobster

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"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

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"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

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