Seafood Avoider T-Shirts

Find fun and clever t-shirts for seafood avoiders that showcase their preference with humor and style. Great for casual wear and making a statement!

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"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?" mockup

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.' mockup

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

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"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good."

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"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury." mockup

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

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Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

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"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!" mockup

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

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Your lobster was off!

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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The Jolly Green Giant Squid

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'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.' mockup

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

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"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi." mockup

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

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'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?' mockup

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

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'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...' mockup

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

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'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?' mockup

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

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"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?" mockup

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

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'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

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"How's the salmon?"

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"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone." mockup

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

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Prawn Cocktail Please

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"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new." mockup

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

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"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!" mockup

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

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'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.' mockup

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

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'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.' mockup

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

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'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective' mockup

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

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Platter confusion.

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'Who ordered the shark?.' '

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"Can I interest you in a great white?" mockup

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

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Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh." mockup

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

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Dali Chooses a Lobster

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"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

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"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

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'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.' mockup

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

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A man and baby wearing bibs

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"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache." mockup

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

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Seafood Avoider T-Shirts Collection

Seafood Avoider Mugs

Explore more witty and fun mugs designed for seafood avoiders—ideal for coffee lovers who prefer to keep it fish-free.

Seafood Avoider Pillows

Discover charming pillows that showcase a seafood-free lifestyle—great for adding personality and humor to any room.

Seafood Avoider Prints

Browse our eye-catching prints that celebrate a seafood-free life—ideal for home or office decor with a humorous twist.