Seafood Lover Turned Vegetarian T-Shirts

Fisherman, "I've decided to become a vegetarian."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Vegetarian Birds

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Platter confusion.

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."