Seafaring Householder Pillows

Captain steering house through flood.

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Pirate

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Sailor's Poker.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Walking the Plank.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"We've got a problem."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"International trade"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Submariners' Eye Test.

S. S. All You Can Eat

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'