Seafaring Householder Gifts

Captain steering house through flood.

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Pirate

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"We've got a problem."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Walking the Plank.

"International trade"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Sailor's Poker.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

S. S. All You Can Eat

Submariners' Eye Test.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.