Seafaring Investor Gifts

Starboard-folio.

'Are we there yet?'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Pirate

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Sailor's Poker.

"How many letters can you read?"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"We've got a problem."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"International trade"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'I invest in emerging markets.'

"Ye God's... That was close."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.