Seafaring Investor Pillows

Starboard-folio.

'Are we there yet?'

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"We've got a problem."

"How many letters can you read?"

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"International trade"

Sailor's Poker.

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Submariners' Eye Test.

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'I invest in emerging markets.'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'