Future Seafarer Pillows

Retirement Savings.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Captain in a storm

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Sailor's Poker.

Walking the Plank.

"We've got a problem."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"How many letters can you read?"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"International trade"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."