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The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Your lobster was off!

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Civilized Salmon

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"How's the salmon?"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Catching flying fish...'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Fresh fish

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."