Sea Salt Pillows

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Your lobster was off!

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Civilized Salmon

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"How's the salmon?"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Prawn Cocktail Please

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Thermidor Dali

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'Catching flying fish...'

Fresh fish