Sea Salt Savant Gifts

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Plant Lady

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"The lost password department's that way."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"To get the really fresh fish, bring an expert."

'Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'