Sea Salt Savant Prints

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Plant Lady

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

"The lost password department's that way."

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

'Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"To get the really fresh fish, bring an expert."

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."