Water Savant Gifts

Recycled Water.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Ski Surfing

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Earth fish.

Diver

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Salmon with a gas mask.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Surfing Pensioner

Desert crawler following water

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'