Water Savant Gifts

Recycled Water.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Ski Surfing

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Diver

Earth fish.

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Surfing Pensioner

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Desert crawler following water