Sea Myth Believers Pillows

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Bermuda Triangles

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Football Delivery

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Flying Dutchman

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Mermen

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Sea Angel

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"It's made of cheeeeese."

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Submarine and Mermaid

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

Mermaid Portaloo.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Flying Dutchman

And that's where mermaids came from.

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

The Mermaid and the Cat

Mermaids cross

Merman with cymbals

Siren and Pirates

"Obviously plastic!"

"Not now Carruthers - I'm not in the mood..."

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

"I'm still transitioning."

The Flying Dutchman