Sea Myth Believers Pillows

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Bermuda Triangles

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Football Delivery

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Flying Dutchman

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

Mermen

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Sea Angel

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"It's made of cheeeeese."

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Submarine and Mermaid

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

Mermaid Portaloo.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Flying Dutchman

And that's where mermaids came from.

Mermaids cross

The Mermaid and the Cat

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

Siren and Pirates

Merman with cymbals

"Obviously plastic!"

"Not now Carruthers - I'm not in the mood..."

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

The Flying Dutchman

"Her mother was a vegetarian."