Sea Myths Pillows

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

And that's where mermaids came from.

Bermuda Triangles

'It was this big. I swear'

Flying Dutchman

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Mermen

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Sea Angel

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Submarine and Mermaid

Flying Dutchman

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

The Mermaid and the Cat

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

Mermaids cross

Sailors eating a mermaid

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

Siren and Pirates

Pirates force captive to walk plank as their ship is devoured by whale.

Merman with cymbals

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

'I hope you realise that this could give us all a really bad name.'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"Obviously plastic!"

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

The Flying Dutchman

"Her mother was a vegetarian."

Mermaid Fish Dinner