Sea Myths Pillows

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

And that's where mermaids came from.

Bermuda Triangles

'It was this big. I swear'

Flying Dutchman

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Mermen

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Sea Angel

"Do you mind?!"

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Submarine and Mermaid

Flying Dutchman

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

The Mermaid and the Cat

Mermaids cross

Sailors eating a mermaid

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

Siren and Pirates

Merman with cymbals

Pirates force captive to walk plank as their ship is devoured by whale.

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"Obviously plastic!"

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

'I hope you realise that this could give us all a really bad name.'

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

Blast it, Neptune. Do you have to track water in every time?!

"I'm still transitioning."

The Flying Dutchman