Sea Life Stargazer T-Shirts

Guide to astronomical marine life.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Turtle Hat

'I blame global warming!'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'