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'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

Hmmm...I wonder what "The Thinker" is thinking? Hmmm...I wonder if the "The Dancer" has more fun?

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

the statue

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Victor Hugo

Alien David statue

The Googler

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Mr. Right!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cat statues on entrance gate

A Macaroni in 1772

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Projectile painting.'