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Scrutiny Lover Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to honor someone who loves scrutiny? Our collection captures that keen eye and attention to detail with witty, charming designs. Whether they enjoy analyzing every detail or just love a good dive into the details, these products are tailored to delight and amuse. Show your appreciation for their thoroughness with a gift that celebrates their unique perspective!
"Meet the scribe"
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."
"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"
'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'
"It started with a simple case of peer-review."
"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."
A Poem about Sand
'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'
"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."
"Office of quality assurance"
'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'
"Hey, at least you got a severance package."
"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."
"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"
'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'
"At this point, we know it's addictive."
"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "
VW scandal
'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'
"Stop being creative and discover something already."
"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"
"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."
"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."
"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"
Quantum Mechanics.
"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."
A masterpiece was stolen from this space.
"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."
'I never forget a face.'
Nutty Assistants
"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
Scrutiny Lover Gifts Collection
Scrutiny Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the love for scrutiny. Perfect for adding wit and charm to your morning coffee or tea.
Scrutiny Lover Pillows
Discover pillows that bring a playful touch to their love of scrutiny. Cozy, clever, and perfect for any space.
Scrutiny Lover Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate the meticulous and analytical mind. Perfect for decorating a space with a sense of wit and charm.
Scrutiny Lover T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for scrutiny lovers. A fun way to wear their passion for detail and analysis.