Scrutiny Lover Mugs

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"Meet the scribe"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

A Poem about Sand

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"Office of quality assurance"

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Quantum Mechanics.

'I never forget a face.'

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

Nutty Assistants

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'