Scriptwriting Genius Gifts

Looking for a gift for a scriptwriting wizard? Our collection features witty and inspiring items that honor the art of storytelling. Perfect for the creative mind who loves to write, joke, and turn ideas into compelling scripts. Whether they’re working on their next screenplay or just love the craft, these products will make their writing process more fun and memorable.

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Hollywood Think Tank

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Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

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"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..." mockup

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

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Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment! mockup

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

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Herman Mankiewicz

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"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed." mockup

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

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1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted mockup

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

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"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean." mockup

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

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'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?' mockup

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

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". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..." mockup

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

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"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke." mockup

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

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'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?' mockup

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

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'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.' mockup

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

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'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.' mockup

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

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Mensa Does Improv

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'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

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A pretention of playwrights

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Hollywood producer.

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'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!' mockup

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

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'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.' mockup

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

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Hollywood producer.

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"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?"" mockup

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

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Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!' mockup

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

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Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

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'Hang on a minute...'

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"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny." mockup

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

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"Don't forget the screenplay."

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"It's a coming-of-middle-age story." mockup

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

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"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old." mockup

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

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TV Situations vacant.

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Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity' mockup

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

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Scriptwriting Genius Gifts Collection

Scriptwriting Genius Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs crafted for scriptwriting geniuses—fuel their creative mornings and make them smile.

Scriptwriting Genius Pillows

Add personality to any space with pillows that showcase their love for crafting stories.

Scriptwriting Genius Prints

Decorate with prints that inspire and entertain, tailored for the creative scriptwriter in your life.

Scriptwriting Genius T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that celebrate storytelling talent—perfect for scriptwriters with a sense of humor and style.