Scribblers United Gifts

Writer's Block Party

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You could do that.' I did

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Writer’s Corner

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

Campus police are dorm troopers.

"We have pills for some of that."

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

Kate Atkinson

'GIT!!!'