Screwdriver Specialist Gifts

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

I did it my way.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Office Park

Medical Examinations.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

I think therefore I am.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'How long has your work place been human free?'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

Screw plastic surgeon.

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?

Trust Your Doctor

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Niche Marketing

"Then it's a deal! Have your droids call my droids and we'll do circuit boards!"

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'