Screwdriver Specialist Gifts

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

I did it my way.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Office Park

Medical Examinations.

I think therefore I am.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'How long has your work place been human free?'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Screw plastic surgeon.

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

Niche Marketing

"Then it's a deal! Have your droids call my droids and we'll do circuit boards!"

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."