Screwdriver Expert Gifts

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

I did it my way.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Foxhole - digging robot

Congratulations Strike Over!

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

Screw plastic surgeon.

Pinochio's Computer

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Bird watching in Bolivia

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

Robot Olympics

It says he invented super glue.

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

In and out trays for ironing.

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'Before we give him your job, could you show him around the plant?'

"I remember when I used to be 'cutting edge'!"

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"You need to put in 10,000 hours."

Robot University. I hear your fire-resistant now. Yeah, I was just voted tenure!

'It's an American classic, with parts from Japan and Canada and assembled in Mexico.'

The Grim Reaper is comforted by a robot Grim Reaper

Robot Wars.

STRIP Hambone: Afraid of Robot Automation